Job Fair with Children?

Well it is day 5 in hotel room, with 12 more to go. Did I ever tell you how much bigsis hates sleeping with lil'sis due to her snoring. So I guess that is the only thing that is good about Briguy leaving for a business trip 2 days after we arrived. Lil'sis in the past has woken up to many a slap in the back by bigsis to get her to stop snoring and bigsis has been known to make a bed in a hotel bathtub to be far enough away to fall asleep. Bigsis also slept in a chair for 3 days in a very contorted position, until I told her she may get a kink in her neck- she actually listened (OMG) and slept in the hideway with lil'sis (with her ear plugs of course). But since Briguy is gone, lil'sis has taken to sleeping with me and boy is she a wild sleeper. The bed we are on is like sleeping on plywood, so she fashioned up a full bed of pillows last night and managed to stay on them for like 10 minutes, before I was getting feet in the face, side, etc.

Well today there happens to be a job fair that I want to attend because I have no idea where to get a job. I have to bring the angels since Briguy is gone. I think I have threatened, begged, pleaded for them to be on their absolute best behavior. Do you think they would want to hire me if I had to open up a canofwhoopa*@ on the children right in front of them. Well we'll see how it goes. Wish me luck. I guess it could be a great excuse to stay home and eat bon-bons. Gee Briguy, I don't know why anyone won't hire me. Maybe its because I had to get all PsychoMom with an audience. For some reason, it never looks that bad in my head when it happens at home.